Happy 25th of december. Im sure thats the pc thing to say!!!
Tuesday, 25 December 2012
Thursday, 20 December 2012
December 21, 2012 at 12:00AM
Just on the off chance that the mayans are right, ill have to be sure to watch the last ever gossip girl tomorrow before 11:00am.
Friday, 30 November 2012
November 30, 2012 at 09:39PM
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Wednesday, 14 November 2012
November 14, 2012 at 09:23PM
Ibrahimovic awesome. England number 16 Shawcross 100% less racist than terry and way better at football!!!
Friday, 12 October 2012
October 12, 2012 at 07:32PM
England game tonight. Obviously the best result would be for Cahill or jagellka to go off injured early so shawcross can come on. #watchthebench.
Friday, 5 October 2012
October 05, 2012 at 08:05AM
Managing to turn up an hour early to the only lecture of the day. #firstworldproblems
Tuesday, 2 October 2012
October 02, 2012 at 07:51PM
So that's why Taylor filmed her latest music video in Paris. So she can attend Paris fashion week.
Monday, 1 October 2012
October 01, 2012 at 12:56PM
Fifa ultimate team app for iPhone means their is even less change i will pay attention in lectures!!!
Sunday, 30 September 2012
Saturday, 29 September 2012
September 29, 2012 at 01:22PM
Some pr people are really dumb. I mean how many people are going to scan a qr code on someones bottom?!? And are they really the kind of people you want to attract to your brand?!?
Thursday, 27 September 2012
Thursday, 20 September 2012
September 20, 2012 at 09:16PM
dear Sainsberrys if my copy of borderlands 2 doesn't turn up tomorrow morning i shall be really disappointed.
Wednesday, 19 September 2012
September 19, 2012 at 10:34PM
Sabrina the teenage (melissa joann heart) which has had a baby boy called tucker. Is it just me or have a lot of celebs having kids at the moment!!!
Monday, 17 September 2012
September 17, 2012 at 06:27PM
2 million iPhone 5 preordered @ (at least) £529 = £1.58 bn thats more than togo gdp for a year!!!
Saturday, 15 September 2012
Thursday, 13 September 2012
September 13, 2012 at 05:30PM
Their has just been confirmation of Bayonetta 2. Problem its a wii u exclusive. Not even a sequel to one of my favourite games will make me buy one!!!
Monday, 10 September 2012
Tuesday, 4 September 2012
September 04, 2012 at 07:28PM
Scfc: one more oap please. Fa: owen is available Scfc: thats fine, thats the benchwarmer sorted for the next two years!!! Also apparently his contract includes a clause that he will not play if haydock races are on.
Monday, 3 September 2012
Friday, 31 August 2012
Thursday, 30 August 2012
August 30, 2012 at 04:01PM
Tomorrow is the annual stoke surprise everyone and sign a 30 year old has been, who will it be this year?!? Aka transfer deadline day
Wednesday, 29 August 2012
August 29, 2012 at 08:54PM
So channel 4 are putting advert brakes in the middle of the opening ceremony, whats the odds they try to stick one mid way through the 100 meter final!!!
Tuesday, 28 August 2012
August 28, 2012 at 04:28PM
Having loads of fun fitting kitchen units!! I love trying to hold up stupid wood that is approx 1/4 my weight. P.s I'm being sarcastic.
Monday, 27 August 2012
Sunday, 26 August 2012
August 26, 2012 at 09:58PM
Foo fighters, surprisingly good. However david Grohl need a haircut, shave and make over. #needstotalktomichelephan.
Saturday, 25 August 2012
August 25, 2012 at 01:19PM
try to log onto the head start for gw2 gives up after an hour trys to play gw1 that fails too!!!! areanet sux!!!!
Friday, 24 August 2012
August 24, 2012 at 08:49PM
Finally got around to ordering my team USA soccer shirt and just spotted stoke have apparently signed their second American of the transfer window. Really makes it hard to pick one for the back of the shirt, probs go with Morgan now tho!!!
August 24, 2012 at 09:55AM
Omg best news ever hillary duff is a distant relative to the queen (18th cousin). Can we now agree that shes a princess!!! Also can she be the next queen of england, i prefer her to charles!!!
Tuesday, 21 August 2012
Sunday, 19 August 2012
August 19, 2012 at 08:17PM
Call of duty black ops 2 is surprisingly good probably as I top scored with 21-7 without kill streaks!!!!
August 19, 2012 at 07:23PM
Omg it's only 39 degrees. Does he wether know it's supposed to be summer !!!
Wednesday, 15 August 2012
Monday, 13 August 2012
August 14, 2012 at 01:08AM
Bye bye england. (for celebrity gossip in my absence go to popsuger or perez hilton)
Sunday, 12 August 2012
August 12, 2012 at 09:57PM
Now we have proved we can host the olympics, any chance of hosting Eurovision?!!??!!
Thursday, 9 August 2012
August 09, 2012 at 08:37PM
Dear team usa keep repone on the left wing as thats where she seems most dangerous. Swap a cb out to try and cut out the errors at the back. Also after 65 mins pull off wanback and put on sidni le reux as you will need the passé in the later stages!!!
Wednesday, 8 August 2012
August 08, 2012 at 10:38PM
Congratulations to Kristin Cavallari on her baby. That makes her the first mother from the hills and the third (i think) from laguna beach.
Tuesday, 7 August 2012
Monday, 6 August 2012
August 06, 2012 at 07:31PM
getting ready for the big one, USA VS Canada Women's Football. GO Morgan ,Solo and the rest of team USA
Sunday, 5 August 2012
August 05, 2012 at 10:03PM
So prince harry is still the last man to beat Bolt in a final!!! Also i want to win a gold medal if you get a free large golden teddy.
August 05, 2012 at 07:02PM
Omg the woman's 3 meter springboard diving isn't on the telly (even the red button)
August 05, 2012 at 05:33PM
Dear andy murray, you should win Laura some new jewellery. Preferably in the gold colour as it will go better with her outfit!!!
August 05, 2012 at 04:17PM
Seeing Murray get gold makes the joke of gymnastics scores slightly more bare-able!!! Three sets is way better!!!
August 05, 2012 at 03:57PM
Omg Murray might actually win something!!! Lets make the grand slams 3 sets!!!
Friday, 3 August 2012
August 03, 2012 at 12:06PM
The brilliant moment when a hilary duff movie that you haven't seen arrives on your doorstep. Thanks amazon!!!
Thursday, 2 August 2012
Wednesday, 1 August 2012
Tuesday, 31 July 2012
August 01, 2012 at 12:47AM
Apparently two badminton teams where trying to LOSE to get a better draw!!!!
July 31, 2012 at 06:23PM
USA destroy team all around woman's gymnastics!!! 183.59!!! 5 points ahead!!!
July 31, 2012 at 02:41PM
If the tennis keeps raining does that mean that everyone left in gets gold?!?
Monday, 30 July 2012
July 30, 2012 at 10:12PM
So that slut kristen stewart was apparently having the affair with rupert sanders for months not the one time thing in her apology. In addition moving trucks have been spotted outside rob paterson house (which he was living with her in) . So rob must be a really nice guy to allow the whore to collect her stuff rather than putting it in boxes on the curb or just destroying it!!!
Sunday, 29 July 2012
Saturday, 28 July 2012
Friday, 27 July 2012
July 27, 2012 at 05:27PM
Place pot £1377 typically i only got 5/6 winners theres still the euromillions tonight.
Thursday, 26 July 2012
Wednesday, 25 July 2012
July 25, 2012 at 10:28PM
Omg Kirsten Stewart I didn't realise my opinion could be any less of you but you proved me wrong. #SLUT
Tuesday, 24 July 2012
July 24, 2012 at 07:44PM
Me thinks there are too many teen choice awards but taylor got 5, emma stone 2 at least 1/2 dozen for the hunger games cast and one for hannah simone.
July 24, 2012 at 02:36PM
Nothing like a bot of Selena Gomez in b&g. Obviously the target demographic!!!
July 24, 2012 at 01:52PM
Nothing like summer where you have to touch the steering wheel as little as possible cos its sooo hoottt. Poor madison.
Monday, 23 July 2012
July 23, 2012 at 07:36PM
PSA: this carly rae jepson sex tape video thing isn't her or Destiny Benedict (the pics from b4) so can the media please shut up about it!!.
Sunday, 22 July 2012
Wednesday, 18 July 2012
Thursday, 12 July 2012
Saturday, 7 July 2012
Thursday, 5 July 2012
Wednesday, 4 July 2012
Tuesday, 3 July 2012
Monday, 2 July 2012
Thursday, 28 June 2012
June 28, 2012 at 08:41AM
Miley cyrus and jessica Laurence hooked up. Liam neilswoth not best pleased. And liam and jessica have to film three more movies together AWKWARD.
Wednesday, 27 June 2012
Tuesday, 26 June 2012
Sunday, 24 June 2012
June 24, 2012 at 06:28PM
Three people who appeared on take me out are fighting it out for miss great Britten. Also never realised Carly rae Jepson is 26!!!
Saturday, 23 June 2012
June 23, 2012 at 10:23PM
Shakira and Gerard piqué are reportedly expecting their first child. So I assume Spain allow wags to stay with the team.
Friday, 22 June 2012
June 23, 2012 at 12:18AM
Dear maria Sharapova its not news that your on a first bus. Using Public transport doesn't make you cool however its apparently what you need to do after winning the french open, oh and hide a load of pink balls.
June 22, 2012 at 10:49PM
Looking forward to seeing the great black caviar tomorrow. Black caviar > frankel
Wednesday, 20 June 2012
June 20, 2012 at 05:50PM
Incite you don't get on tv. The queen may arrive by horse drawn carriage but she leaves in a cab with loads of cars around hers!!
June 20, 2012 at 09:38AM
Johnny depp has split up with vanessa paradis. Wonder which wwe star hes going to be dating next!!!
Tuesday, 19 June 2012
June 19, 2012 at 07:18PM
downside to having two double wardrobes you can never find the suit your looking for!!!
Saturday, 16 June 2012
Wednesday, 13 June 2012
Tuesday, 12 June 2012
June 12, 2012 at 05:58PM
Yo government do you want to stop censoring our internets with this stop trolling being added to the deformation act!!! Next ill have to start saying double plus ungood. 1964 much?!?
Monday, 11 June 2012
June 11, 2012 at 09:52AM
Stokes andrew hall has been arrested for murder. Thats why we are the bad boy of the premier league!!!
Sunday, 10 June 2012
June 10, 2012 at 10:54PM
Wow the riaa are suing what's left of limewire for 71 trillion which is more than the yearly GDP of every country on earth combined apparently!!!
Saturday, 9 June 2012
June 10, 2012 at 12:20AM
Lindsey lohan has been in a car crash. I mean a real one not just her career!!!
Friday, 8 June 2012
Wednesday, 6 June 2012
Tuesday, 5 June 2012
June 05, 2012 at 10:29AM
Will be unable to keep 11 men on the pitch in fifa 13 as if you swear after an offside call or fowl the player concerned will now get a yellow card for dissent!!!
Monday, 4 June 2012
June 04, 2012 at 11:34PM
Now all the marketing output from xbox for e3 has said that xbox smart glass will be compatible with any device. However this is going to be b/s as I ASSUME its not going to work on iPad or on my fridge. Nice misleading pr try tho!!!
June 04, 2012 at 10:12PM
Buys new camera, leaves it at home when its blindingly obvious i would need to use it!!!
June 04, 2012 at 07:07PM
So the only new and original things for xbox from e3 is nike+ coming to xbox and espn split screen viewer for the us. V disappointing!!!!
June 04, 2012 at 06:46PM
Usher cant sing, xbox e3 we dont need another dance central. Also can you please show me something new that isnt copyed?!?
Sunday, 3 June 2012
Friday, 1 June 2012
June 01, 2012 at 10:44PM
Never judge a book by its cover not only did Jen bunny get a bachelors degree in neuroscience but she's now a financial analysis at bay city capital.
June 01, 2012 at 06:28PM
Dear tony pullis, please please please sing gai assulin now hes a free agent!!!
Wednesday, 30 May 2012
May 30, 2012 at 12:58PM
Not only have my exams finally finished but my nice new router has turned up, tomorrow im receiving 30 free carlings and the day after ill have 65 meg internets!!!
Monday, 28 May 2012
May 28, 2012 at 09:04PM
Hazard is a Chelsea player in related news hazard is in next seasons premier fantasy football team!!!
Saturday, 26 May 2012
May 26, 2012 at 11:19PM
You know that your act is crap when ireland only give you 4 points. Also Greece is way better than Russia and Albania acts. Just cos they are poor and needing a bail out doesn't mean that you shouldn't vote for them.
Friday, 25 May 2012
Thursday, 24 May 2012
May 24, 2012 at 09:18AM
I cant believe ive missed the whole of american idol, hope jessica wins tho!!!
Wednesday, 23 May 2012
May 23, 2012 at 08:47PM
(Nda and unannounced game) sends email inviting me to special closed alpha , first play session finished 20 mins before the email was sent, well done
Tuesday, 22 May 2012
May 22, 2012 at 09:17PM
In maldova to be a choreographer or a stage directer you must be mad or insane.
May 22, 2012 at 08:50PM
Come on san marino, nice use of ipads with the dancers but it kind of scuppers you for the 10k rule.
May 22, 2012 at 06:25PM
So twist and pulse have signed some deal with samsung to promote useing tecknology during the olypics. So i should use technology to tell everyone that their more of a tool in real life than shown on bgt. Further more there scripted meteral isnt funny.
Monday, 21 May 2012
Sunday, 20 May 2012
May 20, 2012 at 11:46PM
So this is the kind of people who are carrying the touch. After the first couple of days of the relay 22 torches have been listed on ebay only 3 (that ive seen) have any of the money going to charity in any way shape or form (2 of them are only doing 10%) so the tax payers of the uk not only are having to pay to build the stupid stadiums when they could of and should of use the ones that we already have, there are no change to get tickets to any of the events we want to see, but now we are paying (in our taxes) out so that some dbags get to have an ego boost while they close our roads and cause traffic chaos. And then they get to make a bucket load of cash for doing it. Olympics == waste of our money (especially after we had the labourites put us in debt and having to chuck it at the banks). Where is our share of the profits, i bet it ends up in the hands of locot or other corporate suites rather than returning to the countries coffers!!!!
Friday, 18 May 2012
May 18, 2012 at 11:43AM
all being well some part of this website will be owned by me today!!!! (hopefully it will be the top blue pixel inside the o)
Wednesday, 16 May 2012
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
May 15, 2012 at 07:29PM
@RoyHodgson you better be taking Crouch and Shawcross to the euros, unless of course you want to be knocked out in the quarters as usual!!!
May 15, 2012 at 05:23PM
How the hell did mine craft sell 1 million units in a week. It's really expensive for something everyone already has on the pc!,,,
Sunday, 13 May 2012
May 13, 2012 at 05:18PM
And i thought late goals and stupidly long extra time was a united thing. Congratulations to man citys 1.5bn for the premier league took a while... Commiseration's to bolton, stoke were unfortunately too strong.
May 13, 2012 at 10:38AM
Its know its really wrong but i want stoke to LOSE today just to keep bolton up!!!
Tuesday, 8 May 2012
May 08, 2012 at 05:44PM
loves the #150 years stoke promotion, the winner gets signed by stoke on transfer deadline day and gets the squar number 150 for the whole season!!!
Sunday, 6 May 2012
May 06, 2012 at 12:43PM
Lindsey Lohan fresh after a week were she hit someone with her car after a night out, has reunited with Sam Ronson. Can't see that lasting too long!!!
Friday, 4 May 2012
May 04, 2012 at 03:22PM
Fail, totally just waited an hour to turn up to a lecture for a subject that had already finished.
May 04, 2012 at 01:14PM
*insert generic star wars date joke here* on a similar note george Lukas stop ruining star wars!!!
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
May 02, 2012 at 10:51PM
Note to self, do not ever ever ever try to update os technology!! In the past 2 days ive spent 6 hours trying to trick my tablet into working with the new os only to find that others think its a bug and having to wait for it to be fixed. Damn technology!!!
May 02, 2012 at 09:59PM
Inside xbox has been canceled this is in all likelihood due to ign being able to provide the same service without any cost to m$.
May 02, 2012 at 04:10PM
Is confused how a straight forecast pays out less than picking the winner on her own.
May 02, 2012 at 08:51AM
So since us xfactor has signed up Britney Spears (for $15 million) now Simon is trying to get Miley Cyrus to also be a judge. In xfactor uk news tulisa has been incorectly named #1 in fhm's hot 100.
May 02, 2012 at 08:33AM
Coming soon kim and kortney take LONDON. In related news london will be opening a dash store and kanye west will be touring the uk.
Tuesday, 1 May 2012
Monday, 30 April 2012
April 30, 2012 at 04:04PM
Really hodgson is going to be the next england manager. So what the hell does Stuart Pearce have to do in order to be given a brake?!?
April 30, 2012 at 10:44AM
Jermaine Pennant was being quizzed by cops last night after being arrested following a car crash near his home. The 29-year-old Stoke City winger was held in custody on suspicion of drink driving and driving while disqualified. Pennant’s white BMW collided with a silver Audi in the early hours just ten minutes from his luxury mansion in Hale, Cheshire. End of pennant's time at stoke??
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